I’m a Pepper

Pastor Preaching:  “Some people are a slave to food.  Some people are a slave for approval.”
Girl:  “Mommy, you’re a slave to Dr. Pepper.”

I give her a 9.0

4 year old jumping into the pool:  “Cottonball!”

…I get a great annual rate

Mom: “I need to get my highlights redone.”
Girl 1: “What are highlights?”
Girl 2: “It’s a magazine.  I get Highlights every month.”

…but privates are OK

4 year old girl overheard, “He’s a boy.  Boys are not allowed to see my pirates.”